Past
Monday, the Ministry of B.C. Education reported that the rate of smart students
in the province has gotten too high. This is becoming a major problem in the
province as the numbers of intelligent students are surpassing the number of
ignorant or unintelligent
students. Over the years, the ‘ignorant’ students complained that the smart
students are making them feel bad about themselves for not doing as great as
the smart ones.
At Brainy Minds High school, the
situation has gotten so bad that the students started to separate themselves.
There are currently two groups in the high school, the Liluns and the Biguns.
“We got the name Liluns due to the
fact that we can’t do anything by ourselves. The other guys named themselves
the Biguns because they will apparently lead the whole school to success”, said
a member of the Liluns.
Starting this coming week, some
parents of the Liluns stated to host a campaign to ban smart students in the
schools. As the situation seems to get worse, the teachers also proposed to help
by marking the top A students harder and marking the Liluns using the rubrics
for grade 5 students.
Yes yes, more dull students is just what we need in order to improve our education system. How will the world ever be full of successful enterpreneurs with all these smart students getting in the way???
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